Dead Inside But Still Clocked In — Halloween Graphic Tee
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Produced in 2–7 business days.
U.S. DELIVERY
Estimated delivery in 5–14 business days.
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PRODUCT DETAILS
Full specifications and artwork details are in “About the design” below.
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SHIPPING & RETURNS
- Made to order; most Halloween products require approximately 2–7 business days for production
- Estimated U.S. delivery is generally 5–14 business days including production and transit
- Products made at different facilities may ship separately
- Damaged, defective or incorrect items are covered under our return policy
ABOUT THE DESIGN
Dead inside. Still clocked in. Unbothered.
For everyone who shows up every day running purely on caffeine,
spite, and the faint memory of what motivation felt like. This
skeleton gets it. The desk is a mess, the mug says it all, and
somehow you're still here.
Wear it to work. Wear it to the Halloween party. Wear it on a
Tuesday because same.
— 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²), lightweight and breathable
— Tubular knit, no side seams for a smooth comfortable fit
— Crisp DTG front print that stays sharp after repeated washing
— Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape
— Pearlized tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
— EU 2-year warranty included
Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors.
Low heat tumble dry and iron. No bleach. No dry clean.
Still clocked in. Barely.
Shipping & delivery
For an eligible U.S. order containing one T-shirt: Standard shipping $4.95. Rates shown apply only to one eligible item in the United States. Multiple items, mixed orders, and other products may have different shipping costs. International shipping is calculated at checkout. Final charges are shown before payment.
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