Dead Inside But Still Caffeinated — Halloween Graphic Tee
Black / S
$25.00
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Dead Inside But Still Caffeinated — Halloween Graphic Tee
$25.00
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MADE TO ORDER
Produced in 2–7 business days.
U.S. DELIVERY
Estimated delivery in 5–14 business days.
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PRODUCT DETAILS
- Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex T-shirt
- Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; fiber content may vary by color
- DTG printed artwork
- Original Halloween design
- Made specifically for your order
SIZE & FIT
Unisex Softstyle® fit. Compare the garment measurements in the Size Guide with a shirt you already own for the most reliable fit.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
- Made to order; most Halloween products require approximately 2–7 business days for production
- Estimated U.S. delivery is generally 5–14 business days including production and transit
- Products made at different facilities may ship separately
- Damaged, defective or incorrect items are covered under our return policy
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean
ABOUT THE DESIGN
Running on caffeine, fall vibes, and questionable amounts of energy. ☕💀 The Dead Inside Caffeinated Tee features a stylish skeleton wrapped in an oversized autumn sweater, rocking sunglasses and holding her coffee beneath the statement:
“DEAD INSIDE — but still caffeinated.”
Surrounded by falling leaves and warm seasonal details, this design blends spooky season, coffee obsession, and cozy fall style without feeling like a Halloween-only shirt. It’s perfect for coffee lovers, spooky girls, fall fanatics, introverts, and anyone whose personality is approximately 90% caffeine.
Shirt Details
- Gildan 64000 Softstyle® unisex T-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Soft, comfortable everyday feel
- Classic crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Unisex fit
- Available in S–2XL
- Professionally DTG printed
- Made to order
Fit
Adult unisex sizing with a comfortable everyday fit. Check the size chart and compare the measurements with a shirt you already own for the best fit.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
Perfect for spooky season, coffee runs, pumpkin patches, fall weekends, or just surviving the day one cup at a time.
Dead inside. Still caffeinated.
Shipping & delivery
For an eligible U.S. order containing one T-shirt: Standard shipping $4.95. Rates shown apply only to one eligible item in the United States. Multiple items, mixed orders, and other products may have different shipping costs. International shipping is calculated at checkout. Final charges are shown before payment.
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