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Vitals Fine, Patience on Life Support Nurse Sweatshirt
Original graphic goods built with unmistakable Exoticool energy.
$37.99
PRODUCT INFO // QUICK FILES
PRODUCTION & FULFILLMENT
Each Exoticool Customs item is produced to order. Production typically takes 2–7 business days before your order ships.
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
After production, U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 business days. International delivery may take 7–20 business days. Carrier delays and destination can affect actual delivery time.
SIZING & FIT
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
For longer print life, wash inside out with like colors in cold water. Use a gentle cycle, tumble dry low or hang dry, and avoid ironing directly over the printed design.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
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MADE TO ORDER
Produced specifically for your order.
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EXOTICOOL ORIGINAL
Graphic goods carrying the Exoticool Customs identity.
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SECURE CHECKOUT
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PRODUCT FILE // DETAILS
For the nurse who is holding it together professionally… but barely. The Vitals Fine, Patience on Life Support Sweatshirt brings dark medical humor to a bold skeleton nurse design featuring scrubs, a stethoscope, heartbeat details, and the perfectly exhausted message:
“Vitals Fine. Patience on Life Support.”
Made for nurses, healthcare workers, medical professionals, night-shift survivors, and anyone whose patience has officially flatlined. The distressed red, white, and teal artwork pops against the black sweatshirt for a gritty, sarcastic look that works for long shifts, casual days, or as a hilarious gift for your favorite healthcare worker.
Perfect for nurses who run on caffeine, sarcasm, and pure survival mode.
Product details
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Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² crewneck sweatshirt
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50% cotton / 50% polyester
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Soft, cozy everyday feel
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Charcoal heather color
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DTG printed front artwork
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DTF inner neck label
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Tubular knit construction with no side seams
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Double-needle stitching for added durability
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Made using ethically grown U.S. cotton
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OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
Care
Machine wash cold. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean. Do not iron directly over the graphic.
CUSTOM FILE // Vitals Fine, Patience on Life Support Nurse Sweatshirt
ABOUT THE DESIGN // SOURCE FILE
THE STORY BEHIND THE DESIGN.
Every Exoticool Customs graphic starts with an idea worth turning into something wearable. This section tells the story behind the artwork, the inspiration and the personality built into the piece.
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THE CONCEPT
Original graphic direction created for Exoticool Customs.
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THE PIECE
Sweatshirt
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THE SIGNAL
Designed to carry personality beyond the screen.
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