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Vitals Fine, Patience on Life Support Nurse T-Shirt
Original graphic goods built with unmistakable Exoticool energy.
$27.99
PRODUCT INFO // QUICK FILES
PRODUCTION & FULFILLMENT
Each Exoticool Customs item is produced to order. Production typically takes 2–7 business days before your order ships.
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
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SIZING & FIT
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS
For longer print life, wash inside out with like colors in cold water. Use a gentle cycle, tumble dry low or hang dry, and avoid ironing directly over the printed design.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
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MADE TO ORDER
Produced specifically for your order.
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EXOTICOOL ORIGINAL
Graphic goods carrying the Exoticool Customs identity.
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PRODUCT FILE // DETAILS
For the nurse whose vitals are fine but patience is absolutely on life support.
The Vitals Fine, Patience on Life Support Nurse T-Shirt brings dark medical humor to a bold skeleton nurse design featuring scrubs, a stethoscope, heartbeat graphics, and the perfectly relatable phrase:
“VITALS FINE. PATIENCE ON LIFE SUPPORT.”
Designed for nurses, healthcare workers, nursing students, and anyone who survives long shifts with caffeine, sarcasm, and a sense of humor. The distressed red, white, and teal artwork stands out against the black tee for a gritty medical look with plenty of attitude.
Quality & Comfort
Made for everyday wear, this graphic tee has a soft, comfortable feel with an easy unisex fit that works well on shift, off duty, or layered under a jacket or hoodie.
The design is professionally printed for a bold, detailed finish made to hold up through regular wear when cared for properly.
Perfect For
Nurses, RNs, LPNs, CNAs, healthcare workers, nursing students, ER staff, night-shift crews, medical professionals, and anyone who appreciates dark healthcare humor.
It also makes a great gift for birthdays, nurse graduation, Nurse Appreciation Week, Christmas, coworkers, or your favorite exhausted healthcare worker.ic.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors — medium-weight 180 g/m² for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main chest graphic for crisp, detailed art
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
CUSTOM FILE // Vitals Fine, Patience on Life Support Nurse T-Shirt
ABOUT THE DESIGN // SOURCE FILE
THE STORY BEHIND THE DESIGN.
Every Exoticool Customs graphic starts with an idea worth turning into something wearable. This section tells the story behind the artwork, the inspiration and the personality built into the piece.
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THE CONCEPT
Original graphic direction created for Exoticool Customs.
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THE PIECE
T-Shirt
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THE SIGNAL
Designed to carry personality beyond the screen.
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