I’m the Reason the Spirit Board Has Rules — Halloween Tee
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There are rules now. Because of you.
Four skeletons. One séance. Three of them horrified. One of them
completely unbothered — because they've seen what happens and
they're not sorry about it.
If your friends have ever looked at you like that, this shirt
was made for you. Dark humor, vintage horror energy, and a line
that explains everything without explaining anything.
Soft enough for all day. Chaotic enough for Halloween season.
— 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²), lightweight and breathable
— Tubular knit, no side seams for a smooth comfortable fit
— Crisp DTG front print that stays sharp after repeated washing
— Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape
— Pearlized tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
— EU 2-year warranty included
Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors.
Low heat tumble dry and iron. No bleach. No dry clean.
No regrets. New rules.
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SHIPPING & RETURNS
- Made to order; most Halloween products require approximately 2–7 business days for production
- Estimated U.S. delivery is generally 5–14 business days including production and transit
- Products made at different facilities may ship separately
- Damaged, defective or incorrect items are covered under our return policy
ABOUT THE DESIGN
There are rules now. Because of you.
Four skeletons. One séance. Three of them horrified. One of them
completely unbothered — because they've seen what happens and
they're not sorry about it.
If your friends have ever looked at you like that, this shirt
was made for you. Dark humor, vintage horror energy, and a line
that explains everything without explaining anything.
Soft enough for all day. Chaotic enough for Halloween season.
— 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²), lightweight and breathable
— Tubular knit, no side seams for a smooth comfortable fit
— Crisp DTG front print that stays sharp after repeated washing
— Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape
— Pearlized tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
— EU 2-year warranty included
Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors.
Low heat tumble dry and iron. No bleach. No dry clean.
No regrets. New rules.
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